When other hoes get involved...

Having not spoken to Foreign Lover for a few days (his fault, not mine, as always..), it came as a LOVELY surprise to find a comment on his profile from a girl- 'was nice to finally see you ;) haaa xxxx'. I'm sorry, WHICH part of that comment was funny? And what's with the winking face??!!

Not only is this girl VERY PRETTY, but she is also ENGLISH. Lethal combination, especially when he always talked about how he doesn't like the French girls he knows because they're all the same. Brilliant brilliant brilliant, she sounds freakin' perfect to me. She's also skinny. This just doesn't get any better does it...

Having stalked her a bit (alright, A LOT), I found that she had also 'liked' two of his profile pictures. Fair enough, I mean he's pretty hot.. but then I realised one of the pictures she had liked was the 28th in his Profile Pictures album. Um. FUCKING KEEN OR WHAT. She's obviously a demented obsessed stalker freak...
That makes two of us then.

He better bloody watch his reply, because I will be analysing it within an inch of its life.
And I swear to God, if either of them are considering her being my successor.. Well let's just say she had better be prepared.

I fight dirty.

♥ C